array # 23839

so while looking for something else, i came across this bag o’shells – namely array # 23839 from page 51 of my book Traum von dem Geschietert Dichter, eponymous of my web site, if you see how i mean. “Array” or “Paradigm” is an opuscule coposed reductio ad absurdum with the idea that “poetry is the best words in the best order” . . .  but i always try to elevate to some next level what ever experiment i am making . . . at this time, just juxtaposing some arrays, which meant in the process, another experimental direction got truncated . . . see below (and gosh-darn this word-press table-software, it’s all crooked, depending on how big my screen is . . .)

array # 23839

delusion
delusional optimism
tall tale
exaggeration
misstatement
equivocation
hypocrisy
duplicity
disingenuousness
fudging
hedging
beating around the bush
pussyfoot
evasion
insincerity
white lie
fib
fabrication
distortion
fiddling
misleading
misrepresentation
prevarication
untruth
falsehood
lie
damned lie
statistics
deception
dissembling
out-and-out-lie
bald-faced-lie
propaganda
forgery/fraud

array # 23845

slight
impoliteness
micro-aggression
snub
impudence
impertinence
disrespect
indignity
embarrassment
insolence
insult
shame
slur
humiliation
infringement
disgrace
abuse
dishonor
mortification
degradation
violation
malfeasance
transgression
wickedness
scandal
petty crime
misdemeanor
crime against nature
felony
heinousness
atrocity
war crime
crime against humanity

array # 23862

joker
tease
prankster
trickster
imp
scamp
scalawag
rascal
rapscallion
scoundrel
mischief-maker
seducer
trouble-maker
rogue
roué
cad
philanderer
bounder
rakehell
knave
miscreant
ne’er-do-well
reprobate
lowlife
degenerate
villain
crook
criminal

array # 23875

tempest-in-a-teapot
fuss
(big) to-do
scene
wrangle
row
exhibition
hubbub
disturbance
commotion
uproar
imbroglio
ding-dong
(bit of) bother
kerfuffle
uproar
rumpus
ruckus
tumult
hullabaloo
foofaraw
brouhaha
scuffle
tussle
tango/tangle
fisticuffs
fracas
rhubarb
havoc
fray
pandemonium
brawl
donnybrook
melee
mayhem
maelstrom
free-for-all
riot

the original version:

array # 23839

delusion                         we might excuse politicians, for being ill
delusional optimism    maybe they’re just over-optimistic to the point of illness
faking                              pretension
tall tale                           everybody likes stories
exaggeration                 an error of quantity, rather than quality
bullshit                           amicable untruth
mis-statement              oopsie
equivocation                 as in the two-handed-economist
fudging                           a harmless inaccuracy (in CZ, “the Bulganske Konstant”)
hedging                          an inaccuracy introduced by uncertainty
evasion                           a guilty demur
white lie                         a harmless guilty demur
fib                                    an innocent, if not harmless demur
fabrication                     a demur made up
distortion                       a demur obfuscated
fiddling                           a deviousness
misleading                     mongering red-herring
misrepresentation       a mendaciousness
falsehood                      a transparent untruth
prevarication                an untruth
lie                                    a lie
damned lie                    a pernicious lie
statistics                         yeah
deception                      a betrayal
out-and-out-lie             trumpian lie level 1
bald-faced-lie                trumpian lie level 2
propaganda                   goebblian lie
forgery/fraud                 an unredeemable lie

so, hmpf . . . there it is . . .